With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the new school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he's better looking than Nigel. And he's just stolen Nigel's girlfriend. What's a totally lame vampire to do? Illustrations.

Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.