Look! Another keel short story by me, Barry Loser, the best book-writer in the whole wide world amen!

This one is about my mum and her tea towel. And there's also a bit about a giant robot octopus.

Praise for my other book, I am not a Loser, which is about 8 million times longer than this one: 'Brilliant' - My mum 'Amazing' - Also my mum

Jim Smith is the keelest kids' book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning and bestselling BARRY LOSER series and the FUTURE RATBOY series. He lives in London, and designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.