Every year, high school graduates head off to colleges and universities everywhere without a clue of what to expect. This graduation keepsake answers all the pressing questions and delivers all the invaluable advice that college grads everywhere wish they'd gotten before freshman year started.

Samuel "Fact" Kaplan is an author, psychologist, and humorist based in Oakland, California. As a psychologist, he works with families and kids with disabilities, using humor, art, music, and games to create connections and help kids heal from complex traumas. He is the coauthor of the books Goodnight Dorm Room, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, and The MANual. Samuel is very fast. His speed is comparable to that of a shark crossed with a baby tuna that is also being chased by the aforementioned shark.