This collection of Robert Priest's short prose includes bizarre sexual parables, hilarious science fiction, fables, text-tangles, dirty stories, lush love letters, re-visionary fairy tales, predictions, strange new games, dream transcripts, and a complete handbook of absurdist instructions, including one on the dangerous arts of pig-swallowing.

A poet, playwright, beloved children’s author, and songwriter, Robert Priest lives in Toronto where he writes about cultural issues for NOW Magazine.