Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty.

A small sample of "problems solved":

. Internet Dates are fatter than they appear

. Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M)

. Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man)

. First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver)

. Shocking Weight Gain

. Excessive PDA

. Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function

. Happy Step-Mother's Day

. Your Mom's a Milf

. Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom

. Christmas for Agnostics

. Undeserved Promotions

. Under-Age Sex

. For My Stalker

. Bad Wedding Gifts

. Get Well Soon (STD's)

. Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father

. Mistook you for the help

. I slept with your husband

. Ugly Babies

Created and Written by Michael Griffin