Harry Barker reveals all in this lighthearted tale. It tracks his progress from playing for his school team through to top professional football. Harry explains some of the mysteries behind major footballing events of the sixties. He is there when the World Cup is stolen, he meets and influences household names both within and outside football and his continual pursuit of the ladies leads him further and further into trouble. How did the young Yorkshireman lose the World Cup for England, bring down the government and kick-off the swinging sixties let alone survive to old age?