NORM knew it was going to be one of those days when he lost his house...
And that was before the puncture and having to doggysit for a shih tzu called Santa. But at least he doesn't have to go to the so-called Salsa Night. Because they really would be embarrassing. And who could forget the geography homework? Well, who else but Norm.
Just don't mention the Wikipizza. Oops. Too ate!
Tough luck as usual? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!!!

Jonathan Meres is a former merchant seaman, ice-cream van driver and Perrier Award-nominated stand-up comedian. As a writer he's written for TV and radio, but is best known for being the author of over 30 books for children and in particular his best-selling, award-winning series, The World Of Norm, which has so far been translated into 16 languages worldwide.
Jonathan's hugely entertaining live performances ensure that he's in constant demand at school and book festivals throughout the UK and beyond. Find out more at www.jonathanmeres.com