Seamus Pilger is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate at FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.

Standing up against bad guys (and downwind of everyone else), it's the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . the fearless Fart Squad!

When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad were bussed off to the Natural History Museum, they had no idea that a couple of gulps of root beer could mean the end of Buttzville.

But when Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart, he lets out what the pit had been holding in?the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it's up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel!